Every screen, in order.
Six user journeys, screen by screen — every state the user actually passes through. Scrub each strip, or hit Play to step through a flow full-size with transitions: screen-record that and you have your video.
Thirty seconds from install to armed and dangerous.
Rufus boots up, stretches, and fetches tonight's gags before you've even sat down.
Fake screens, staged calls, alibi receipts — you share, everyone laughs.
The whole pitch in one look — three fanned-out gag cards and a gold button begging to be tapped.
One tap sends your real location + a funny line to friends who opted in.
Meet the rescue squad — Clifford and Kujo are already in, and there's a leash waiting for one more.
Scheduled fake calls need notifications. That’s it, promise.
iOS pops the question over a dimmed screen, and the gold Allow makes the right answer obvious.
Pick the breakdown, tune the details, share the evidence.
Six flavors of “babe, my phone died.”
Six ways to break a phone without breaking a phone — No Service is the fan favorite.
Dial in the fib: who couldn't reach you, how dead the battery looks, and just enough cracks.
The finished gag, full screen and honestly too convincing.
An Apple-shaped share sheet in Rufus colors — Messages first, because the group chat is waiting.
The group chat is about to lose it.
Confirmation, a streak bump to day 8, and a clean exit back home.
Arm it, act natural, take the call, exit clean.
Rufus rings. You act surprised.
Pick the caller, the voice, and the fuse — one minute till freedom.
The trap is set — 42 seconds of acting natural to go.
Right on cue, The Boss comes ringing — decline is for cowards.
You nod gravely while a loop of gruff boss noises does the heavy lifting.
Duty called. You dipped. Good boy.
Rufus grades the getaway: 47 seconds, zero suspicion, full Oscar.
Generic brands, believable paper, saved to Photos.
Pick which innocent little cream paper tells tonight's story — RideHome is already wagging its tail.
Nudge the arrival time and total with steppers while the little cream preview keeps up in real time.
The finished RideHome receipt — pickup and drop-off legs, totals with the Good-decision fee, and a printed barcode.
The receipt dims, an iOS-style toast confirms it landed in Photos — go share it yourself. Good boy. 🐾
Hold to send. The cavalry answers in minutes.
They ride at dawn. Or 2 a.m. Whatever.
One tap from wired: riders picked, bail-out line loaded, location primed.
They ride at dawn. Or 2 a.m. Whatever.
Press and hold — the ring fills so nobody butt-dials the cavalry.
The squad mobilizes in chat — ETAs roll in while Kujo closes the distance.
Wednesday, February 12 · all clear.
A perfect-record recap, plus one tap to gift Kujo the month he earned.
Free wisdom, a velvet rope, and a warm welcome.
Wisdom from a very good boy.
New guides every week. Good boys read first. 🐾
The wisdom library: two guides free to sniff, two behind the gold lock.
Rufus’s field-tested route back to the couch.
Two tips deep, the article politely fades out — the rest costs one Premium.
The ask: $5.99 a month, every gag unlocked, and seven free days to sniff around.
Confirmation with scattered confetti paws — trial active, Rufus welcomes the newest member of the pack.